Tom Brady spends shirtless holidays with jailbait son after ex Gisele Bündchen’s secret wedding

Christmas Eve in the Bahamas sounds pretty good under any circumstances, but Tom Brady managed to make it look especially idyllic. The retired NFL legend spent the day golfing shirtless with his eldest son, Jack -- and yes, the photos did exactly what you think they did.

Brady, 48, shared a series of Instagram Stories showing himself and 18-year-old Jack teeing off at the ultra-luxury Bakers Bay Golf and Ocean Club. Sun, sand, golf clubs, no shirts, zero complaints. 

Brady went with navy shorts, a backwards baseball cap and a gold chain, while Jack -- tall, statuesque and very much his father’s clone -- wore grey shorts, a tan cap and Nike trainers. Genetics really said copy and paste here.

In between the father-son content, Brady also posted a sign advertising a tacos-and-tequila bar (as one does) and a shot of an adorable dog on the beach. “Merry Xmas eve,” he wrote, Christmas tree emoji included. Subtle. Casual. Extremely aware of his audience.

The holiday glow-up came just weeks after Brady’s ex-wife, Gisele Bündchen, quietly married jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente. According to reports, the ceremony was a low-key, at-home affair with a small circle of family and friends. 

Brady, for his part, appears unbothered. Sources insist he’s happy for her -- happy in the grown-up, co-parenting, emotionally evolved way that comes after a 13-year marriage and a very public split.

Brady and Bündchen divorced in 2022 and share two children -- Benjamin, 16, and Vivian, 13. Jack, Brady’s eldest, is from his previous relationship with Bridget Moynahan, and if the Bahamas photos are any indication, he’s doing just fine.

Brady has been leaning hard into the “Forever Young” era lately -- literally, in the case of a recent hoodie he posted in a cryptic selfie after the wedding news broke. There was also a football-holding, pec-flexing thirst trap, because of course there was.

Still, the most charming image wasn’t the abs or the captions. It was the easy, unforced sight of a father and son spending Christmas Eve together -- golfing, laughing, soaking up the sun and reminding the rest of us that sometimes the holiday content really does write itself.