Size Does Matter

Model and influencer Haley Kalil (aka Haley Baylee) is making headlines for saying her ex-husband, former NFL player Matt Kalil, was too big to handle -- literally.

During a recent Twitch chat, the former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model said her marriage ended because of Matt's, um, proportions. 

“We were trying to do the damn thing,” she told streamer Marlon, adding that they even saw therapists and doctors (for possible "lipo-type shit") before calling it quits.

“We tried it all. It was impossible unless you wanted to be in tears. That was the biggest factor. Love him ... [but] he’s like .01 percent of the population ... [like] two Coke cans stacked on top of each other, maybe even a third.” 

The couple met in 2012 after Matt was drafted by the Minnesota Vikings and married three years later in Hawaii. Haley filed for divorce in 2022 after seven years of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences -- and now we know at least one of them.

Matt has since (re)married and had a baby with Keilani Asmus, who seems perfectly happy with his giant schlong. 

Haley, for her part, seems perfectly happy with a smaller workload, although you have to wonder if "leaking" this information got her the house in the settlement.

Matt with his gay hero of a new wife

Matt channeled his inner stripper while in Vegas for the couple's shotgun wedding.

The day after his ex spilled the dick beans, his current wife shared this video, writing: "Do me a favor and bury me in this moment."