Hunks of 'House Hunters' (continued)

Meet Mark, aka trouble ...

Sam did seem a little too quick to laugh at Mark's corny jokes ...

David means business ...

His and his ...

skin-tight athletic wear ...

Gun show ...

"What's for dinner, honey?"

I'd be all smiles, too!

Mark tries to make Sam an offer he can't refuse ...

  

Sizing up the joint ...

Sizing each other up ...

I swear, I wasn't checking him out ...

David: I guess you think a bottom's place is in the kitchen ...

Exploring yet another closet ...

Keep it in your pants, Mark!

These two seem just about ready to come out of there ...

Gurrrrrl!

Aren't salmon shorts the equivalent of coming out?

The look of love

The ultimatum? 

Yes, please ...

Every day is Ass Wednesday with Sam around ...

Like a good Boy Scout, Sam always comes prepared with protection ...

The showdown

Sam: You're the one that I want, David ...

It's always nice to have a big boy around for the heavy lifting ...

Domestic bliss, at last ...