And nothing showcases your everlasting love more than the commitment of matching bathing suits. That, and a blonde girl with a look on her face that says "I love the way your junk fights against that fabric."
Then, after the lovin', you can relax in your one-piece matching terry cloth jumpsuits:
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In this next one, Your Search For VALUE Ends at Penneys.
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As does your search for chest hair. And this -- Seriously. No words.
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Oh wait, it turns out that there are words after all. Those words are What. The. H***. I'm guessing the snap front gives you quick access to the chest hair. The little tie must be the pull tab. Also, judging by the sheer amount of matching his/hers outfits, I'm guessing that in 1977 it was considered pretty stylish for couples to dress alike. These couples look happy, don't they?
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I am especially fond of this one, which I have entitled "Cowboy Chachi Loves You Best."
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Hey, ladies: Elke Sommer called and she wants her hairdo back:
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My next dining room set, which is apparently made by adding upholstery to old barrels:
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Also, I am totally getting this for my bathroom:
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There's plenty more home furnishings where those came from, however I'm not going to bore you with that.
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