Better off red

I could go either way ...

Saturday 'Stache (continued)

In case you were wondering: Gabriel was born Jan. 7, 1973, in Toronto and stands 6-foot-4. I haven't seen his show. But if the producers think his mustache makes him the "goofy" Lt. Dangle ("Reno 911") of the gang, then they're way off base. But if they wanna put him in some Daisy Dukes just to  be sure, I say have at it!

This is how he looks on the Canadian show "Heartland."

Ass Wednesday: Pillow Humping Edition

Luckiest bedding in town.

Wrestle Wednesday (continued)

Chris Mazdzer's sweaty hairy chest

This is pretty much the only reason I'm on Instagram.

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iPhones might not take the best photos... but I’m too tired to care 😂 Happy to still be progressing and working towards something. I don’t know when we will be able to get on ice this upcoming winter, but no matter what happens I’m going to be ready! #slccrossfit #saltlakecity #slowandsteady #4monthspostop #teamusana #cantstopwontstop

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Henry Cavill is pure sex

I didn't even realize Instagram hosted pornography.

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This kind of material isn't for everyone....viewer discretion is advised. You may see a lot of parts that you haven't seen before. #PC #AllTheParts #AllNightLong

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Wrestle Wednesday

Meet Michael Battista, who wrestled at 184 pounds for his redshirt season -- whatever any of that means.

Everybody wants some ...

Tennis Tuesday (continued)

Filip practing! 👏🏼 pic.twitter.com/oF0WfwzXor

— Borna Coric fan (@Bornacoricfan) July 13, 2020

The sexy Serb is what we call a repeat offender. 

Steve Grand assumes the position

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Help. I’m poor. Buy my underwear. @grandaxis. 😅🤣🤣🤪👍 shopGrandAxis.com (link in bio) #GrandAxis #mensunderwear #mensfashion #underwear #guysinunderwear #guysinjockstrap #jockstrap #underwearexpert #underwearbulge #muscle #mensfitness

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You definitely need to see Steve Grand in his high-cut blue bikini

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Our swimwear production has began! The #bikini (shown here) and #thong will be the last to go into production but still hoping we will start selling them by late August. I know it’s a weird time to release swimwear (pandemic and all) but I’ve been working on these so long and I just want to get them out there so I can get your feedback and then start working on the next season’s styles :) #speedos #guysinspeedos #meninspeedos #speedoguy #muscle #fitness #gay #instagay #bodybuilder #fitnessinspiration #quads #abs #chest #speedobulge #mensbikini #underwearbulge #mensfashion #mensswimbrief #mensswimwear #fashion #GrandAxis #SteveGrand

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Is this guy wearing a Grand Axis design, below?

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Sun’s out, buns out #whatisnewyork

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So Sorry, He Said

sorry it took so long to address this i had to wait for my mental health to be good and my ability to form complete sentences to return from the long weekend at the beach

thank u for your support and understanding ❤️ pic.twitter.com/V8rDpYU7og

— chase (@cfree94) July 6, 2020

Does something even count as parody when the people being lampooned are actually this clueless?!

Ass Wednesday: Supermarket Edition

Ready for a shopping spree. 

'365 DNI' boat love scene has viewers convinced actors were 'having real sex'

Given what leading man Michele Morrone looks like, this story strikes me as wishful thinking!

The Sun reports:

Erotic thriller "365 DNI" has some viewers convinced that the actors in the film had real sex on camera.

The Polish film was recently released on Netflix and follows beautiful sales director Laura (Anna-Maria Sieklucka) who crosses paths with hunky mafia boss Massimo (Michele Morrone), a member of a Sicilian crime family.

Laura is kidnapped by Massimo who gives her 365 days to fall in love with him.

The dangerous criminal soon begins a highly erotic relationship with Laura, with intensely sensual and explicit scenes following.

Despite the rather unsettling nature of the coupling, viewers at home have been fascinated at how graphic the sex scenes were, but some were convinced that one scene shows the actors having sex.

Midway through the film, the romantic leads have sex in a lengthy montage on Massimo's yacht, with their sex acts shown in much detail.

Naturally, viewers took to social media to share their thoughts on the scene.

One fan wrote on Twitter: "i don’t think anything could convince me the actors in 365 dni weren’t having real sex during that yacht scene."

Another viewer noted: B***hhhhhh i couldn’t BREATHE during that yacht scene in 365 dni."

Meanwhile, a different fan of the film tweeted: "the yacht scene in 365 dni (on Netflix) is the only one that made me feel ALIVE, LMFAO where is my handsome mafia husband !!!!!!!!"

"The movie 365 DNI is practically porn on netflix! You can’t tell me that yacht scene wasn’t real," opined another Netflix watcher. Finally, a different viewer concluded: "365 DNI is on Netflix and I'm saying is that entire scene on the yacht was real. Idc, it's real."

However, we can confirm that the scenes were indeed just some good acting.

Morrone commented in a video interview : "It seems real because we’re very good actors, maybe,” he says with a smirk.

"We know how to fake. No, it wasn't real. It wasn't real."

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Tennis Tuesday (continued)

To be clear, I'm certainly not complaining.